Dolly Parton brings us some substantial morality in which the bases of the music is not Romance or Money.
Dolly reminds me that what makes me happy in life---are the things in which i did not buy. Simple message- but often I forget. This is corny, but it inspired me so maybe it will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside as well.
(although Dolly is a star-- Her nails are the real Star of this video, considering you can hear those things clank'n and clack'n the whole time lol)
Not to scare you guys but 2012 seems kinda legit. The Myan's love predicting the end of the world.
So if you haven't heard of this little theory-- it is time you start panicing. The cool thing about 2012 is that, well if it happens, no one can do anything about it! We all sink. And you know what I think that's what we need in this world-- some unity. So don't think of 2012 as the end of humanity, but rather think of it as the day in Elementary school when everyone held hands to "connect the world." Cute!
Beatles! Is that even a question? Well it is a question according to the Metric song, "Give me Sympathy" but I won't go there because I think that song is super silly. I love Metric but they need help; this kind of help:
Hello World--- Todayis a gooddaybecausemydearfriendKristinahasshown me a videoofRuthie (fromseventhheaven)!! Thisis golden, pure golden baby! Shedances, Shedances, Shedances--- BasicallySHEWOLFstatushere. If anyofyouhadanyqualms about theutterbrillianceofRuthie--- wellthisvideois sure to change yourmind!
My Baby is a Vegan- She is always happy and has never been sick --- well like once! People say vegans don't have any fun--- but my baby loves having fun. My vegan Baby is just like every other meat eating baby. I fear for the day my vegan baby goes to school and sees kids eating food that tastes good--- so I set up a meeting with the entire staff of the school to tell them my baby is a Vegan Baby. I mean it is natural for my baby to get jealous of other kids when they eat cupcakes--- so I make vegan cupcakes from my breast milk and butter made from vegan rope and sea clams. I don't take my vegan baby to the zoo. I mean Vegan babies are a lifestyle... lmao
Yes; You may already know how to lick your finger and rim a wine glass to make a moaning miniature whale sound at the dinner table. However did you know my friends, that this annoying habit has been nourished and tendered to by musicians who apparently have given up on every other form of instrument? Well thank god for that. Just check out this crazy world we live in ha... never fails to impress me:
My Good Friend- and confidant, Daniel exposed me to this artist. Thanks out to you Daniel, now we can all digest this masterful music! Here is Charlotte Gainsbourg; and her single, "the songs we sing." I have purchased the C.D. titled "5:55"-- and intend to keep it on rotation for the remainder of my stay here in the U.S. OF A! ALright check it:
I love SARAH SILVERMAN! I don't care that she is offensive and racist. It is all in good fun! Don't be a pansy and get all butt hurt--- I know you want to, but don't. lmao:
"Strings?" you ask. Yes the musical ones; they are floating in and out of my ears. Wow I am in a good mood this morning. That is what happens to me after a good night rest up. So grace your ears this morning with the best song ever made by a Canadian genius named Owen. Be inspired to right musical albums about Dungeons and Dragons-- lol that is what Owen does. Check it:
Jay Brannan here wants you to know that he thinks highly of himself. So you should watch the Jay: Skip over his minute chat if you can't handel him talking. My favorite thing he says: I'm not a big self promoter. Ha okay. Anywho besides the point, JayJay here has a lovely song for you to enjoy.
If I could own any peice of art- it would most definatley come from Tom Gallant. The detail in his work brings me to near tears. The images are perverse (therefore I like them) yet the images remain beautiful and inspiring. This man is brilliant, this man is my #1--- right after Anderson Cooper of course! You will love this if you love me; check the vid you:
Madonna, We all know her, love her, and respect her. But let us be honest- her last two albums kinda blow. I mean "4 Minutes" avec JT--- kill me. If Madonna needs that gay boy JT to sell albums then there is no hope left whatsoever for her. Let us go back to a time when Madonna was the coolest woman on Earth! When her cow girl lyrics matched perfectly with the dust on her jeans--- it was minus all the crap I see Louis Vuitton putting on her in these new ads. Madonna; this is my memo to you baby-- Go find you talent again, it misses you, I miss you... You inspire me; but for how long? Check my all time favorite song+vid by her Majesty:
So- as you know I like myself some hip hop beats. Obviously I have hip hop roots from growing up in Scottsdale and all. In my blood you could say. It occured to me, while searching for the perfect Ruthy 7th heaven video (below) that when Ruthy and I die we will most certainley go to Thug Mansion. You Know the one 2pac wrote about lol. It has been too long since we all heard this song---- do me a favor; say a prayer for 2pac will ya?:
God, So I Took a vacation- I'm Back and more passionate than ever! Passionate that is for Ruthy! Oh you know her? You know the little sister from Seventh Heaven the sitcom, the Fox Fam Orig-- the curly hair one with the annoying precocious attitude? Ya you know. Well little did you know that our little Ruthy became a little skanky by the end of Seventh Heaven. You must have forgotten; that is why I am here to show you the light. Ruthy found makeup and her vagina. I am not kidding there is clip of her at like thirteen trying to jump the bone of like a twenty something. Can you blame her? No. But I know who we can blame-- adolescent girl merchandisers. Such as Limited 2, Wet SEAL, and Charlotte's Ruthy! Ruthy is the child hood friend I always had. She reminds me of evert girl I hung out with in 6th grade. Seventh Heaven was a world of crazy-- crazy I tell you! Ruthy inspires me to be less of a tool-- She is hilarious and I love her hair straight. Yes along with her vagina she also found a hair straightener. THIS IS PURE CAPITALISTIC BLISS- My favorite part lol: Cute boy: Sandy and I are having a Baby. Ruthy: NO YOUR NOT. Check it lmao:
Monday Monday Monday--- Always the start of something so fresh and so clean clean. So news flash: people are coming out, everywhere! On you tube kiddies have been posting videos of "coming out" so all their friend can repeat the awkward parts! Our world is so fabulous lol. hah We come out on youtube now! But seriously, what attention whores! When I came out I actually told my parents instead of sending them a link via email. "Hey mom check your email... I'm gay, just like Daddy!" haha-- I threw the Daddy part in there for no good reason. I just know that some of you have daddy issues and appreciate a Daddy shout out once and a while. So I am inspired (as you should be too) by the myriad of ways in which little gay boys and girls have started to utilize the youtube experience. This makes for great Inspiration; This is Tracy he is giving advice on being a bi sexual emo boy... hahah. He thinks you should have good friends before you come out as a bi-sexual... if not stay in the closet because your friends will hate you lol. Oh and like we believe he is a bi-sexual--ccchh ya right he needs to watch a video on coming out as a gay emo boy. Apparently you don't need good friends to come out as a gay boy--- you just need a little of bydante inspiration. Oh gosh I just promoted myself. yo check it:
Friday- Ya it is great and fun-- but I still think Thursday is more invigorating! Today's inspiration is GLOBAL status. Be Global-- all my favorite people are. All you have to do is say it-- that is all it really takes. Just say you're global and there you have it! Global- or Going Global-- or We are taking it Global all work just as well. So go global tonight-- Check Uffie out she enjoys Global popping (ha I guess):
That Thursday somehow swept in unnoticed again and is here with us--- urging our young souls to party! To CRY! TO SCREAM! TO BE NIKE! The shoe company that is. Plans are crashing left and right this year. Every time I turn on the neeewwws, a plan has crashed- an families have been ruined, and people that were waiting at the airports for loved ones are told they will never pick up there loved one. So I have stopped watching the news. It is a game show any how. Except with less regulations and more smoke and mirrors! This Thursday I am going to say, "down with the MEDIA!--Hello future! TEGAN AND SARA ARE THE FUTURE!!!!!
T T T T T TTTTTUESDAY and Friday I'm in Love! Not Friday yet-- hold your horses Missy! I Guess I am the Missy because I can never hold my horses- they love to run and jump (English fashion of course). My little bro arrived back to the states yesterday! He was on his European adventure and from the sound of it he had a great time. He saw Lady CACA perform and said she was a freak! So shout out to you little broski- glad you made it back safe! So today's inspiration is all about not being Lady CACA. I am over it- and you should be too! The day she stops trying so freak'n hard to be one of Andy Warhol's Factory hoes is the day I might appreciate her and the crap-o music she has been suffocating the radio with. Alright here is some real talent--- yo SNOOPY HIT IT:
Good Morning America! You are young and oh so Fresh - Let's Grab Monday by the Balls and say, "Hey this doesn't feel too bad!" I know what your thinking--- Monday is obviously a women; so Monday can't have balls. But don't let Monday's high emotional edge fool you- Monday is indeed a MAN and you should grab him by the BALLS today! Okay great I have wasted your time- Sorry. Anyways--- Inspiration of the day: Iced Coffee and Red Velvet Cupcakes (both available at AJ's). The combination of the previous can really get your day started! I suggest you run out to the nearest AJ's and find yoself some of this caffeinated sugary goodness. I'm so happy today is Monday and that we all made it through the weekend soundly. I have a feeling this week is going to be Huge for everyone who reads this! HUGE! Like oops I'm pregnant Huge or Oopps it broke HUGE or OOOppps I'm not actually your father HUGE! Ya this week is going to be the best week of our lives! Get use to it- or get out of this week. Check the Vid this kid is GOLD! One is a Million- where did he get these moves?:
Gene Kelly inspires me to seperate bullshit from reality. What has really got a brother down? Be cool when everythings seems to be in ruins- and stay cool when everything is great. That is the moral I am taking away from this footage.--Ha-- watch it-, let me know what ya think. It is so fucking awesome. ;) :
Inspiration of the Day... Insanity! That is what I have been thinking about all day. We should aim to embrace what is insane and crazy about ourselves and those individuals we like. You have to be a little insane for me to keep interest. Come on you know it is ture, your best friend is always the biggest nut job ! xoxo Check out the most fabulous crazy lady of American cinema:
Thursday, July 9, 2009
I"M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol Apparently no one wants to make friends these days-- I'm here for the competition! damn you gurl!
THE BELLE DE JOUR! you all must see this film---it has a certain zing I like. It is about a gorgeous french wife who sells herself to men during the day out of pure boredom. Anyways the film is surrealist and highly inspired by Freudian theory:
Thursday- My favorite day but of course! And since we like to call Thursday- Thirtsy Thursday I decided there could be no better inspiration than the video I have posted below. For today I have no words to ponder upon- and indeed have no boiling thoughts to express. A video shall suffice for inspiration today. Red cup glory is all you need on Thirsty Thursday! Check it son:
This crazy chicky loves youtube; too much perhaps.... because the internet has instilled bravery in so many people I am sick. Delicious- we love her old man accent! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_s96vdeiBA&feature=related:
Today- Wednesday-- is all about strength. People who strive to become stronger individuals , rather than those wishing for an easier life, are very appealing to me. Very Sexy. And there is no better day than Hump Day to strap up those boots and go at the world full force! Speaking of which-- Jonathan Horton Gymnastic Olympian of 2008 Bejing knows all about this strength concept! Watch his High Bar routine and be inspired Yo:
Okay a tad Chhheeeeeesy but I dig this Kanye Beat- makes me all giddy inside, and it is just so funny how in the video the director took "love knockdown" very literally. Kanye and that Chick are falling down slow-mo all over the place--- lol, falling over the bed, the dinner table, each other! check it, absorb the self proclaimed Jesus Christ that is Kanye:
Funny of the Day! Best BANG BANG I have ever seen--- this reminds me of myself lol-- kinda tipsy, and singing with delusional PASSION! We all do it-- it just weird when someone is there to witness and record. Still never been on the Dirty though! Score 1 for me. Check it love birds:
Hello World: It is Tuesday--- and I am sick of hearing about Micheal Jackson. I don't care- perhaps I am cruel and heartless yes, but just Yesterday 159 people died in China during a riot. Most of those deaths were the cause of government police officials. So spare me American Media! Spare me the overly dramatic headlines, "Legend Dead" and "Forever a King." If I have to hear Usher open his mouth one more time on CNN I will give up on R&B Forever! And let's face it, that wouldn't be too hard considering R&B sucks most of the time anyways. True story. A person like Micheal Jackson, who was a pedophile drug addict baby tosser really doesn't matter to me. His music will live on--- other than that I'm not concerned about hearing how Blanket and Daddy Jackson are making money off this. Well Blanket probably doesn't care but I just wanted to type the kid's name. MJ named his son Blanket, point at hand- indeeeed. But for those of you who can't get out of bed because MJ is no longer with us, here are some words of advice: get a life! perhaps your own? Sorry about all my angst friends... Perhaps today to honor MJ's death instead of conjuring up fake sympathies you can do something to truly honor his death. Here is how; find someone you love who is still living- and express to them how much you love them, how much they have changed you. It seems, in the media at least, that people have an easy time saying nice things once a person has kicked the bucket. But what the hell does that mean for the person dead!? Nothing they are dead. Tell someone living today how much you like them! It will mean a lot to him or her I'm sure of it. Honor MJ by expressing yo love! And then go buy some Hagan Daz ice cream! do it- it will make you feel better ha. Apparently in France nobody has anything better to do either, check this ridick video.... Highlights- the group moon walk:
Two French men- each a virgin-- each kinda gay--- yum indeed. If you are straight and can't handle the glory of this--- may I suggest you check out the roller skating babies below?! Yes they are amazing--- cutting edge babies-- very smart and active. Probably used those Baby Genius videos. Roller Skating Babies mix so well with Gay French Virgin Short Films. Everyone knows that. The Roller Skating Babies are the aged Cherry within the light submissive flavor of your favorite Pinot Noir, which in this metaphor is the Gay Short Film. Am I bit twisted in the brain..? Yes. Is it Monday? Yes. Should you expect anything less from me? No. xox. check the Pinot Noir below:
The most amazing thing happened! I have fallen in love-- yes the real thing I kid you not! Be happy for me- I know you are jealous, but stop thinking about yourself!-- You too can share my love... that is my love for rollerskating babies selling overpriced bottled water! I'm afraid something like this is the only thing I could ever truly love. Something this absurd and crazy has no boundaries--- it takes hold of your and you just got to dance! What a brilliant ad campaign-- who doesn't love babies? Throw in roller skates and you have basically created enough charisma to seduce even the toughest terrorist into buying Evian bottled water. Hell if it weren't for this video I don't think I would have made it through Monday with all my dignity in tact. I would have done something absurd, perhaps pull a brit brit and shave my head- or beat up paps with an umbrella--- ELLA ELLA eh eh eh. Anywhooodles... thank god for this video; for it has served up enough absurdity in my life that I will have to hold onto my brit brit feelings for another Monday. Enjoy this vid if you have not yet seen the glory that is Evian:
YAh yah- It is Monday. Here is some laid back music to get you going this morning. Open ya ears and let it in---- "don't look back" telepopmusik. -Thanks Key! let this song melt in your ears--- //:
Friday!!!!! People just can't get enough of the F word. FRIDAY!!! --- SWEETNESS> >>>>>>>> So today's Inspiration is: You! You are sexy and fabulous and I hope you blow something up this weekend! Seriously fireworks- beer, hot dogs, buuurrggers, chips, everything AMERICAN under the sun! Actually scratch yourself out of the inspiration- or keep yourself as a side dish! I have a better inspiration: America!!!!!! America is the land of the kinda FREE! We are powerful and lucky- and even if you hate everything- this weekend don't be a dick and just appreciate the fact that opportunity resides in this country. And people all over the world- EVEN IN EUROPE YES EUROPE- would give their left arm to become a citizen of the US! Go shoot a bald eagle today the barbecue it in honor of America. Go make friends with both a donkey and an elephant! (you should get that joke but if you don't its okay because it was a lame joke). America how I really do love you! From we have so much diversity here not just in people but in landscapes. This is the best chunk of land in all the world! Of course it was obtained by years of genocide and manifest destiny-- but this weekend just forget about those details- forget about them like you ignore the fact you might be turning into an alcoholic. Yes you! I have seen you at parties-- and it is indeed alcoholism out of University. Alright this is it! I am done for the week. I love you AMERICA-- obese, tacky, grand, innovative, stupid, fabulous, and all! Here is my favorite Americans of all: be inspired by what is NEW JERSY! ahhhhhahahah: This is so hilarious--- you must watch oh lordy!!!!:
Inspiration of the day---Thursday-yes yes yes yes-
The most magical day of the week is upon our blessed souls today,Thursday, oh how I ponder your masculine allure!
Okay enough of that ridiculous talk.
The blog post/ inspiration of the day is short and simple: When you and your friends are all moving separate paths, splitting apart, and growing distant ask yourself why? Sometimes distance between two people can be a beautiful thing, only creating a stronger relationship.
Sometimes however people move away and become distant because they need a new life, a new school, or a new opportunity. We all leave for separate reasons- but when this situation approaches us I think it is important to be realistic with the opportunity at hand. Sometimes a relationship can die- and simply sink back into your foggy memory. That's okay I think. Perhaps trying not to force the prolonging of friendship and codependency will create the best and most necessary outcome for a relationship. Maybe today we shouldn't care. Today we should all do ourselves a favor and take a break from the anxiety. I have a feeling that this Thursday will be a sucsess if we all just go with the flow. Let life happen, down with caring for today. Sometimes we all desreve to detach ourselves from the hectic ever changing emotions of humanity.
This is corny- but bare with me I am a bubble of sappy sentiments today, oh lordy. So here is a Dolly Parton song I like- admit it's endering. More posts to come hommies:
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Style Inspiration of the Day... you can buy these awesome unisex t-shirts at the link below yo! LUISAVIAROMA.COM
Wednesday's Inspiration of the Day. is all about Friendship! Although friendship is full of adventure and fun, it is beyond difficult at times. I ask, "What makes a good friend?" The answer to that question I have discovered is quite paradoxical. Let me explain myself- you see it is easy to assume that in order to be a good friend- one should always support and comfort their friend, however this is not always the case. To be a good friend sometimes one has to tell their friend what a case of nuts they are! A good friends sometimes has to hurt their friend by telling them the truth. If everything was black and white-- well being a good friend would mean you always make that person feel good. But I am afraid we live in a world of grey. And in order to uphold your friendship with someone you have to bite the bullet and tell that person how it really is. Whether they are in a bad relationship-- or doing to many party pills, or behaving like a four year old-- a good friend lets that person know what a poop head they are being. That person may cry or yell or say "you are such a shitty friend!" but in the end if you have been honest and true you just might save your friend from a world of bad news bears. yes i said, "bad news bears." So just because America was built upon Puritan ideals which instill in all of us a sense of guilt for being honest- shake that off and tell it like it is. Because I'm here to say that good friends sometimes hurt their friends by telling the truth. Without that-- we would all be living in a "Leave it to Beaver" sort of world where the only conflict of the day would be burning a pot roast or something generic like that. Closing statement: So although friendship is fun and glamorous-- what really makes a friendship strong is not the ability to make that person happy all the time, rather it is being able to put that person's best interest first regardless of his or her reaction. And on the topic of friendship here is the best friendship skit I have ever seen-- check it loves:
funny of the day.... Sia brings rainbows, giggles, and those fabulous miniature bottles of champagne they serve at VIP events to my heart every time I hear the glory of her voice:
Art Inspiration of the Day... Martha Wainwright's song "Factory"--- drench yourself in the soul that is Martha! check it:
Tuesday: it is hard to feel anything right now considering I haven't had coffee yet this morning. But good thing I planned ahead last night! I already have inspiration-- I figured Tuesday might try to pull this tired shit with me-- so I planned ahead! Today's inspiration comes from Will Ferrell's website FunnyorDie.com. The cool thing about the website is that you can choose whether something is funny or not. And depending on the amount of negative or positive votes the clip is removed or published further. My point: Today think about what activities in your life allow you to choose. Variety and choices (although overwhelming at times) are liberating. I can't stand watching television because of commercials and the lack of interactive choice. Why do I want to listen to screaming advertisements every ten minutes? I don't. And neither do most people- hence the foreshadowed death of television! It is all about choice people! 2009 wooo hooo--- life and business have turned into my elementary school- where every concern revolves around choosing the perfect smackers lip flavor to buy at Walgreen's before each day. Yes a myriad of smackers chap sticks very well could have sparked this whole crazy obsessed choice generation. Well thank god for that- because I hate not having a choice- or a vote - or equal rights. So today- focus on aspects in your life which allow you to choose and create opportunity. Or perhaps maybe evaluate an aspect of your life that has been stunted from the lack of choice and opportunity; then analyze how you might bring more variety to that certain area in your life. Remember choice and selection are the future of all things profitable in this country! --- check Will Ferrell below before you go yo- xoxooxo:
Art inspiration of the Day... Robyn, singer and style icon--- this lady sure knows how to turn someting slightly unnatractive (her features) into something edgy and gorgeous. Robyn's attitude makes out with you all hot and sweaty then kicks you to the curb of a street in Berlin! I aspire to be more like Robyn today! --- check this song and vid-- and then start kicking some ass with me and Robyn:
Oh how I missed you blog! It's Monday--- and I am feeling that this week is going to be fabulous and productive. Can't you just feel the fabulous energy in your bones as you stretch those gorgeous limbs of yours this morning? No? Yes? Maybe? ---- don't be negative--- just trust me... this week is going to be the bees knees. I mean let's face it- this week is already tons better than last week and it is only Monday. I mean it really isn't hard to out due last week now is it? Down with last week and hello to the future! Inspiration: for our beautiful Monday is all about having Balls- Guts- Pushing Buttons and Pulling Triggers. I want you, gorgeous friends of mine, to piss someone off today! Don't hold back your feelings any longer-- if someone gets on your nerves don't be a soppy wet blanket- rather be a gun- and shoot them with bullets of verbal abuse (just make sure they don't have real bullets to respond with k!). Seriously I spend so much time (well a little time at least) worrying about not offending people-- worrying about staying politically correct. Well is it all worth my effort? I usually end up offending people anyways- so ask yourself today: How far does editing what you say really get you? Is it worth it? Perhaps today- when you take the bull by the horns and say exactly what you mean- people will perceive you as a deliciously vivacious threat in which demands more respect and less lip! I think this is exciting--- all very new--- see where your attitude can take you today. You are smart and driven so why not let the world know--- tell it like it is people! Go girl go! Dance Billy Dance! Billy Elliot didn't take no for an answer- he kept dancing despite his abusive Irish father-- so go dance your heart out loved ones! Dance Dance Dance. And here is the inspiration of today: Naked french women singing and dancing and strutting their stuff in Paris-- these girls have balls-- big nice ones ;) Check it:
Friday, June 26, 2009
Sex Appeal of the Day... HaagenDaz, Chocolate Ice Cream. Okay! Ice Cream is apparently a dying breed-- being thinned off by that impostor we call Frozen Yogurt. I hate you Yogurt!--- Nothing is more sexy and appetizing than the all natural real ingredients of HaagenDaz: RIP HaagenDaz @ Biltmore--- I will never forget the fun we had-- i will never forget like Spike Lee will never forget Katrina! NEVEEER!
Thank god Thursday is over- what a day of death is was- Jesus I'm glad that is over. Friday is here--- and well I have nothing to say- freak'n A! Just have fun tonight people- life is so short- it is as if mothers give birth into a grave. Jeeezzz harsh huh? but true-- so tonight don't worry about anything except enjoying yourself-- make yourself and Anna Nicole Smith cocktail and lean back into that tacky love sack that has been banished to the garage and just enjoy all the tacky bliss this world has to offer. For right now, you may not have everything in order- and you may not have completed everything on your to do list- but hey even Obama can't complete his to-do list (cough cough promised gay rights- cough cough) but he will get to it- and so will you lets hope! Today's inspiration is "Waiting." You know the person you want to be; even if you don't know exactly what you want to do- we must take a breathe and wait. And because today is all about tacky bliss-- I think a Visa ad- featuring Diane Von Fustenberg will suffice for today's inspiration.--- listen and watch and you will understand how this blends with my theme for today's inspiration. Check it: http://inside.dvf.com/americanexpress/home.php
This my friends is pure movie magic- a real laugh- a real good time-- brings a smile to me on this day of death! yes I'm speaking of MJ, FF and Shaq! (well Shaq was traded from the Sun's) -- it is a death in its own way...
oh so late today at my blog-- do forgive- do forgive--- onto today's inspiration! Thursday my personal favorite day of the week has come! The day we all pretend is Friday and end up drinking a Saturday's serving of booze and in return end up spending most of Friday in a Sunday attitude until Friday evening hits and you feel like its Saturday night. Time travel solved- alcohol is the culprit. Today I ask perhaps as a cliche, what is love? I was discussing this topic recently with a new friend and as I was describing my close calls with love I observed that the emotions I was describing pertain more to anxiety, stress, and insecurity. "I couldn't breathe" my friend would say. "All i could think about was him" I'd say. Thankfully I haven't been close to falling head over heals many times. However, what is this idea that love makes people fall head over heals? Love sick, love crazy-- all this jazz and hype? Is Love existing in bed as a paradox with insanity? It must be. For today I want to acknowledge my idea of love. Love is passion, love to me is truly believing in the cause for which your partner lives for. Love is music and art- and a relationship with oneself. Excuse me if i don't want to fall head over heals in love, I have a future to plan- and I would like to partake in it. I don't want to fall head over heals- and i don't want to be sick-- as for I already feel that way this morning hence my late posting. People (including myself) can become so overwhelmed with the idea of falling in love and looking for that true love that we forget all the love we already know. --- -so today I am giving a shout out to music--- a true love of mine--- I'm in love with Adele's song "Hometown Glory" --- this song could only be the outcome of the relationship an artist holds with his or her world. Okay-- I have just about made myself queezy with this love Jive. Check the song out below thugs:
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Sex Appeal of the Day... yes Emma Watson is -- The new face of Burberry--- eat it up baby-- eat it up. Girl has class-- I dig.
Art Inspiration of the Day... Tina Barney's Social Study--- Outrageous and Fresh indeed.
Inspiration of the Day... Happy Hump day! Wednesday (disregarding it's confusing spelling because everyone really pronounces Win-ss-day_) is always a very comforting day to embark upon. Today is the peak of our work week- and tomorrows tasks will only be lessened because of the pain and agony we experience on Wednesday! Which brings me to the inspiration-- or rather theme of today--- which is Ambition baby... Ambition, and I am talking Kanye West status ambition here-- so this is serious! Wednesday is the perfect day to finish a daunting project, or to set knew goals. A cognitive therapist once told me life is a chain- in which it length and strength is determined by an individuals ability to complete and connect one link (aka goal) at a time. So as far as your goals- and ambition- it is practical and most effective to set goals in which can be completed upon in a feasible time frame. Rather than say- I am going to become a media icon today-- perhaps it is of better reasoning to say, this week i am going to file my business license so i can start on my way to becoming the new Oprah. And no one knows ambition quite like the demon and mother goddess of the fashion world... Anna Wintour. Yes she was born into a publishing empire-- and yes she dropped out of high school, and yes she is British so her humor is awful, but all aside this women has set up for herself an empire in which was certainly was not created over night. My boss Janis Leonard always says... It is not how important you are, rather it how important you think you are that counts!--- Anna Wintour among other successful people certainly did not look for the acceptance and advice of their peers to become who they are. Of course everyone should listen and absorb knowledge- however at the end of the day--- you yourself have to believe your opinion upon the work you do is supreme to all others. Take it from here Barbra Walters--- Enjoy lovers:
Joke of the Day... it's is funny when all the negative things you say about others comes back to bite you in the butt--- http://perezhilton.com/tv/index.php?ptvid=0cd5e5f27f759
MASTRKFT brings us Monster Hospital by Metric-- this is old news-- but whose keeping track of time? I mean really... it is impossible to have accurate time because time is a variable of speed- and no one can calculate the true speed at which every individual perceives reality beyond a constant correlating with the speed of light. I'm just saying lol.... Watch it.
Deal of the Day... The 30 40 50 % sale going on at Oaknyc.com Considering this store sells t-shits for 200 dollars this sale is big news--- get some hot nyc style for less this month--- you too can look like you stepped out of a Karl Lagerfeld nightmare!
Quote of the Day... "Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men." the film- I'm no Angel This quote really does take it home my friends-- so all my Scottsdale Chikitas and Gay boys who are spending their energy on those pathetic bros from N. Scottsdale that think Pro-Bono means a solo song by Bono from U2--- well let's just say you should re-think the life of yo man-- xoxo
Art Inspiration of the Day... Carla Bruni (first lady of France) brings us a beautiful song... about loving again-- and something along the lines of -- "I heard someone say you loved me again" I should know more of the lyrics considering I am moving to France-- but as of now I am only fluent in Fake French --- yet I have mastered the body language of the French-- to be displeased with all you see-- as if you are thinking "how absurd" then you pucker your lips (mk olsen style) and voila! Anyways this song is beautiful and inspires me to become the first lady of France! Today we are all the first ladies of France-- I declared this- indeed we are my friends- indeed we are-- so pull up those Italian boots and put on your best sad / slightly intuitive/slightly confidant/slightly arrogant/slightly emaciated face...
Sex appeal of the day... comes from nun other than Woody Allen's, Vicky Christina Barcelona--- this is the kiss between Scar Jo and Pelel Cruz--- thank god for this little tid bit of sex appeal today-- I was going to post the Jerry Maguire sex scene- you know the one with all the nipples, firecrotch and panting dog-- however youtube hates a little bit of fun- and wanted me to be 18 to view it. And well today i'm mentally like 12 so I just gave up posting that shit! much love thugs enjoy.... oh and do check out the inspiration of the day-- little Brendon Foster is a hero!!!!!!!!! like Spider Man without powers and a fit bod.
Happy Tuesday Ya'lls- Tuesday Tuesday- what is there even to say about Tuesday, not much. If you don't have anything nice to say- say nothing at all. And that my friends is advice I have taken to heart with our dear Tuesday. So last night- actually not last night- about a week ago I had the pleasure of catching Jerry Maguire on the tube. And let me just say- despite Tom Cruise and all of his homosexual demonizing Scientologist ways; the man can act when he puts his mind to it. He has so much energy, like a little toy dog shaking with excitement for a little treat. What resonated with me the most from the film was the periodical quotes given by Jerry's mentour throughout the movie- you might not remember this however trust me they are there. Anyways the quote i enjoyed most is as follows: If you don't love everyone- You can't sell anyone!" This quote goes along with- If you don't have anything nice to say- don't say anything at all. So today if you encounter some sort of feud with say a Starbucks barista for adding the wrong sugar or health boost or whatever- remember that that barista might end up being your boss one day-- and just let it slide mofo's let it slide because after all it is a very small world. Burning bridges can only make your world less accessible. And on that note here is our inspiration of Tuesday. A kid from the Make a Wish foundation-- who even on his death bed found it in his heart to give- rather than ask for Madonna to show up at his bedside with flowers (for we all know that is what i would ask for ha). This boy is a free dove in heaven now- but has managed to inspire a rather ordinary Tuesday----- be a giver today--- put that change from your smokes in the plastic box at circle k for kids with cancer! Tuesday is officially all about love giving- says I!
Monday, June 22, 2009
Where economics and fashion meet--- Bill (of nytimes) analyzes the cardigan- and what it really means for the socioeconomic climate of the times. This ones for you Reyes! You definatley understand the economic influence of fashion... http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2009/06/19/fashion/20090621-street-feature/index.html
Quote of the day...
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. -- Will Rogers (think about how important Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impersonation was for the 2008 election.) think about it- put in your back pocket for next time you have someone on the ground snotting themselves laughing... powerful indeeed my amigos.
Art inspiration of the day... Chopin's prelude #24 in d minor. Magic Fingers indeed!
Sex Appeal of the day-- Agent Provocateurs Valentines promotion of last season... check it out-- highlights: the chick's accent. Seriously this is some stunning footage- check it out!
Good Morning Lovers-
Today is Monday every ones least favorite day of the week-- so my enthusiasm is understood to be taken with a grain of salt... ITS MONDAY!!!!! oh gosh- hope you beautiful people had a good weekend and that you were productive is some sort of way. Whether that be getting that well needed beauty rest or finishing folding the laundry that has been sitting in the dryer for days upon days. Anyways lets not talk about laundry-- its depressing oh so depressing! fold after fold -oh how redundant and arduous. Anywhooodles today's inspiration comes from nun other than that cracky Brit Lilly Allen- the song, "fuck you"--- Youtubers have created a little homage to the song and have compiled a series of clips is which they flip off the camera and act overtly homo to inspire equal rights or something. What is inspiring about this vid however isn't really the song- rather Lilly Allen's approval of allowing her fans to interact with the music-- very hands on- like a child's science museum- or a handjob. either or. ha. ha. forgive me for being crude. Anyways death to overpriced and over produced music video idea- and hello to the future of music! We are in control--- so today's inspiration is all about control to the little guy- you and me- not those douche bagles up in the offices with no concept of cool or humanity. the end.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Quote of the Day:
"Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing."- Sylvia Plath
Sex Appeal of the Day... Jake--speaks for itself ya feeeel?
Oh yes and if you haven't watched "mommy time" yet-- you have't really lived so scroll down and watch it-
favorite quote "I can't fuck a man after I've seen him cry..."
so gooood.
Jake looks like he needs a hug-- i will balance his homo appeal with a more straight sex appeal of the day tomorrow- I am thinking Kate Moss naked, fighting with Nicole Richie for a rolled up Twenty dolla bill... if you can find this image- do send my friend- do send!
Delicious Deal of the Day... olive and ivy's (Scottsdale) Mediterranean salad! Reasons to get all excited about this little dish: A) tangy and tasty B) the price has dropped to a cool 7.50 hells yes and C) I love feta!
Art Stimulation of the Day.... by David Lachapelle
Today's Inspiration... Lil Wayne brings us "brown paper bag money" i don't care if you don't like rap music- this song is awesome- i dedicate it to all my Scottsdale chikitas and hommies who are making that bad man money- that IRS don't tax this money. Today (Friday) lets be inspired by those who say fuck the MAN and keep their money to themselves. Appreciate your drug dealer today-- appreciate all the great music that has been inspired by the hustler hustler. k? Think about things you have done wrong in the past- and get inspired by the fact you haven't always been a pussy boy scout. Do something illegal today- get that bad blood pump'n my friends... its Friday.
Good Morning ladies and gents--- today is Friday, congrats you made it through the week alive, and the economy is getting better (I heard this from a homeless man outside blockbuster, actually it was one of those red box movie dispensers- same thing.)so ya hang in there you will be able to afford those 6 dollar Jamba Juice Mango gogos very soon my friends! In addition many other great things happened this week... lets see- Mariah Carey has a new album, and a new team of airbrush specialists for her album cover. I hope I never have to hear that shit... lets see what else happened hmmm. Obama still refuses to dismantle the Marriage Defense Act-- fucker, but you got to love him. Yesterday if you haven't seen the video Obama got all Zen Karate on America and killed a fly with his hand. But my favorite part of the interview is that afterwards he took a tissue and picked the dead fly off the ground himself. He didn't wait for one of his million assistants to do it for him-- the man has sexy manners what can I say. So for now I forgive him for not allowing me and my fellow fags our equal rights to participate in all the glory of marriage------- divorce, passive arguments, and marriage spa treatments-- ya all that stuff ha. Check out the ObamBam vid below studs:
This is Hilarious--- I want to see the Feature Film!
Hanny's Restaurant and Bar: Downtown Phoenix--- check out this Bathroom! Designer Janis Leonard Design Associates Hanny's Restaurant and Bar: Downtown Phoenix--- check out this Bathroom! Designer Janis Leonard Design Associates
Dante Network and Conceptions... In a world full of mediocrity and redundancy- my blog serves as a publishing outlet for ideas and people (including projects of my own)that i believe are inspiring & far from mediocre. I look around every day and see so much potential and beauty... everything is so exciting! I can't stand the mundane and uninspired concepts of the majority. From architecture, fashion ,media, technology, business and charity-- I am on the search for people who are passionate in what they are doing. So I am looking forward to this blog-- I have created it to better publicize my Network of individuals and Concepts (hence Dante N+C- network and conceptions)that help make this world fucking cool and unique!
By Dante:
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