Friday, July 24, 2009

Mansion of Thuggies

So- as you know I like myself some hip hop beats. Obviously I have hip hop roots from growing up in Scottsdale and all. In my blood you could say.
It occured to me, while searching for the perfect Ruthy 7th heaven video (below) that when Ruthy and I die we will most certainley go to Thug Mansion. You Know the one 2pac wrote about lol. It has been too long since we all heard this song---- do me a favor; say a prayer for 2pac will ya?:

RUTHY FOUND A HAIR STRAIGHTENER

God, So I Took a vacation- I'm Back and more passionate than ever!
Passionate that is for Ruthy! Oh you know her? You know the little sister from Seventh Heaven the sitcom, the Fox Fam Orig-- the curly hair one with the annoying precocious attitude? Ya you know. Well little did you know that our little Ruthy became a little skanky by the end of Seventh Heaven. You must have forgotten; that is why I am here to show you the light. Ruthy found makeup and her vagina. I am not kidding there is clip of her at like thirteen trying to jump the bone of like a twenty something. Can you blame her? No. But I know who we can blame-- adolescent girl merchandisers. Such as Limited 2, Wet SEAL, and Charlotte's Ruthy!
Ruthy is the child hood friend I always had. She reminds me of evert girl I hung out with in 6th grade. Seventh Heaven was a world of crazy-- crazy I tell you!
Ruthy inspires me to be less of a tool-- She is hilarious and I love her hair straight. Yes along with her vagina she also found a hair straightener. THIS IS PURE CAPITALISTIC BLISS- My favorite part lol:
Cute boy: Sandy and I are having a Baby.
Ruthy: NO YOUR NOT.
Check it lmao: