Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Joke of the Day...

Joke of the Day... it's is funny when all the negative things you say about others comes back to bite you in the butt---
http://perezhilton.com/tv/index.php?ptvid=0cd5e5f27f759

Scary of the Day...

MASTRKFT brings us Monster Hospital by Metric-- this is old news-- but whose keeping track of time? I mean really... it is impossible to have accurate time because time is a variable of speed- and no one can calculate the true speed at which every individual perceives reality beyond a constant correlating with the speed of light. I'm just saying lol.... Watch it.

Deal of the Day...
The 30 40 50 % sale going on at Oaknyc.com
Considering this store sells t-shits for 200 dollars this sale is big news--- get some hot nyc style for less this month--- you too can look like you stepped out of a Karl Lagerfeld nightmare!
Quote of the Day...
"Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men." the film- I'm no Angel
This quote really does take it home my friends-- so all my Scottsdale Chikitas and Gay boys who are spending their energy on those pathetic bros from N. Scottsdale that think Pro-Bono means a solo song by Bono from U2--- well let's just say you should re-think the life of yo man-- xoxo
Art Inspiration of the Day... Carla Bruni (first lady of France) brings us a beautiful song... about loving again-- and something along the lines of -- "I heard someone say you loved me again" I should know more of the lyrics considering I am moving to France-- but as of now I am only fluent in Fake French --- yet I have mastered the body language of the French-- to be displeased with all you see-- as if you are thinking "how absurd" then you pucker your lips (mk olsen style) and voila! Anyways this song is beautiful and inspires me to become the first lady of France! Today we are all the first ladies of France-- I declared this- indeed we are my friends- indeed we are-- so pull up those Italian boots and put on your best sad / slightly intuitive/slightly confidant/slightly arrogant/slightly emaciated face...
Sex appeal of the day... comes from nun other than Woody Allen's, Vicky Christina Barcelona--- this is the kiss between Scar Jo and Pelel Cruz--- thank god for this little tid bit of sex appeal today-- I was going to post the Jerry Maguire sex scene- you know the one with all the nipples, firecrotch and panting dog-- however youtube hates a little bit of fun- and wanted me to be 18 to view it. And well today i'm mentally like 12 so I just gave up posting that shit! much love thugs enjoy.... oh and do check out the inspiration of the day-- little Brendon Foster is a hero!!!!!!!!! like Spider Man without powers and a fit bod.

Happy Tuesday Ya'lls-
Tuesday Tuesday- what is there even to say about Tuesday, not much. If you don't have anything nice to say- say nothing at all. And that my friends is advice I have taken to heart with our dear Tuesday.
So last night- actually not last night- about a week ago I had the pleasure of catching Jerry Maguire on the tube. And let me just say- despite Tom Cruise and all of his homosexual demonizing Scientologist ways; the man can act when he puts his mind to it. He has so much energy, like a little toy dog shaking with excitement for a little treat. What resonated with me the most from the film was the periodical quotes given by Jerry's mentour throughout the movie- you might not remember this however trust me they are there. Anyways the quote i enjoyed most is as follows:
If you don't love everyone- You can't sell anyone!"
This quote goes along with- If you don't have anything nice to say- don't say anything at all. So today if you encounter some sort of feud with say a Starbucks barista for adding the wrong sugar or health boost or whatever- remember that that barista might end up being your boss one day-- and just let it slide mofo's let it slide because after all it is a very small world. Burning bridges can only make your world less accessible. And on that note here is our inspiration of Tuesday. A kid from the Make a Wish foundation-- who even on his death bed found it in his heart to give- rather than ask for Madonna to show up at his bedside with flowers (for we all know that is what i would ask for ha). This boy is a free dove in heaven now- but has managed to inspire a rather ordinary Tuesday----- be a giver today--- put that change from your smokes in the plastic box at circle k for kids with cancer! Tuesday is officially all about love giving- says I!