Inspiration of the Day!

Friday!!!!!
People just can't get enough of the F word. FRIDAY!!!
--- SWEETNESS> >>>>>>>>
So today's Inspiration is: You!
You are sexy and fabulous and I hope you blow something up
this weekend! Seriously fireworks- beer, hot dogs, buuurrggers,
chips, everything AMERICAN under the sun!
Actually scratch yourself out of the inspiration- or keep yourself as
a side dish! I have a better inspiration: America!!!!!!
America is the land of the kinda FREE! We are powerful and lucky-
and even if you hate everything- this weekend don't be a dick
and just appreciate the fact that opportunity resides in this country.
And people all over the world- EVEN IN EUROPE YES EUROPE-
would give their left arm to become a citizen of the US! Go shoot a bald eagle today
the barbecue it in honor of America. Go make friends with both a donkey
and an elephant! (you should get that joke but if you don't its okay because it was a
lame joke). America how I really do love you! From we have so much diversity here
not just in people but in landscapes. This is the best chunk of land in all the world! Of course
it was obtained by years of genocide and manifest destiny-- but this weekend just forget about
those details- forget about them like you ignore the fact you might be turning into an alcoholic.
Yes you! I have seen you at parties-- and it is indeed alcoholism out of University. Alright this is it! I am done for the week. I love you AMERICA-- obese, tacky, grand, innovative, stupid, fabulous, and all! Here is my favorite Americans of all: be inspired by what is NEW JERSY! ahhhhhahahah: This is so hilarious--- you must watch oh lordy!!!!: