Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Funny of the Day...

funny of the day.... Sia brings rainbows, giggles, and those fabulous miniature bottles of champagne they serve at VIP events to my heart every time I hear the glory of her voice:

Art Inspiration of the Day... Martha Wainwright's song "Factory"--- drench yourself in the soul that is Martha! check it:

Inspiration of the Day...

Tuesday: it is hard to feel anything right now considering I haven't had coffee yet this morning. But good thing I planned ahead last night! I already have inspiration-- I figured Tuesday might try to pull this tired shit with me-- so I planned ahead! Today's inspiration comes from Will Ferrell's website FunnyorDie.com. The cool thing about the website is that you can choose whether something is funny or not. And depending on the amount of negative or positive votes the clip is removed or published further.
My point: Today think about what activities in your life allow you to choose. Variety and choices (although overwhelming at times) are liberating. I can't stand watching television because of commercials and the lack of interactive choice. Why do I want to listen to screaming advertisements every ten minutes? I don't. And neither do most people- hence the foreshadowed death of television! It is all about choice people! 2009 wooo hooo--- life and business have turned into my elementary school- where every concern revolves around choosing the perfect smackers lip flavor to buy at Walgreen's before each day. Yes a myriad of smackers chap sticks very well could have sparked this whole crazy obsessed choice generation. Well thank god for that- because I hate not having a choice- or a vote - or equal rights. So today- focus on aspects in your life which allow you to choose and create opportunity. Or perhaps maybe evaluate an aspect of your life that has been stunted from the lack of choice and opportunity; then analyze how you might bring more variety to that certain area in your life. Remember choice and selection are the future of all things profitable in this country! --- check Will Ferrell below before you go yo- xoxooxo:

Monday, June 29, 2009

Art inspiration of the Day...
Robyn, singer and style icon--- this lady sure knows how to turn someting slightly unnatractive (her features) into something edgy and gorgeous. Robyn's attitude makes out with you all hot and sweaty then kicks you to the curb of a street in Berlin! I aspire to be more like Robyn today! --- check this song and vid-- and then start kicking some ass with me and Robyn:
Oh how I missed you blog! It's Monday--- and I am feeling that this week is going to be fabulous and productive. Can't you just feel the fabulous energy in your bones as you stretch those gorgeous limbs of yours this morning? No? Yes? Maybe? ---- don't be negative--- just trust me... this week is going to be the bees knees. I mean let's face it- this week is already tons better than last week and it is only Monday. I mean it really isn't hard to out due last week now is it? Down with last week and hello to the future!
Inspiration: for our beautiful Monday is all about having Balls- Guts- Pushing Buttons and Pulling Triggers. I want you, gorgeous friends of mine, to piss someone off today! Don't hold back your feelings any longer-- if someone gets on your nerves don't be a soppy wet blanket- rather be a gun- and shoot them with bullets of verbal abuse (just make sure they don't have real bullets to respond with k!). Seriously I spend so much time (well a little time at least) worrying about not offending people-- worrying about staying politically correct. Well is it all worth my effort? I usually end up offending people anyways- so ask yourself today: How far does editing what you say really get you? Is it worth it? Perhaps today- when you take the bull by the horns and say exactly what you mean- people will perceive you as a deliciously vivacious threat in which demands more respect and less lip! I think this is exciting--- all very new--- see where your attitude can take you today. You are smart and driven so why not let the world know--- tell it like it is people! Go girl go! Dance Billy Dance! Billy Elliot didn't take no for an answer- he kept dancing despite his abusive Irish father-- so go dance your heart out loved ones! Dance Dance Dance. And here is the inspiration of today: Naked french women singing and dancing and strutting their stuff in Paris-- these girls have balls-- big nice ones ;)
Check it:

Friday, June 26, 2009


Sex Appeal of the Day... Haagen Daz, Chocolate Ice Cream. Okay! Ice Cream is apparently a dying breed-- being thinned off by that impostor we call Frozen Yogurt. I hate you Yogurt!--- Nothing is more sexy and appetizing than the all natural real ingredients of Haagen Daz: RIP Haagen Daz @ Biltmore--- I will never forget the fun we had-- i will never forget like Spike Lee will never forget Katrina! NEVEEER!

Thank god Thursday is over- what a day of death is was- Jesus I'm glad that is over.
Friday is here--- and well I have nothing to say- freak'n A! Just have fun tonight people- life is so short- it is as if mothers give birth into a grave. Jeeezzz harsh huh? but true-- so tonight don't worry about anything except enjoying yourself-- make yourself and Anna Nicole Smith cocktail and lean back into that tacky love sack that has been banished to the garage and just enjoy all the tacky bliss this world has to offer. For right now, you may not have everything in order- and you may not have completed everything on your to do list- but hey even Obama can't complete his to-do list (cough cough promised gay rights- cough cough) but he will get to it- and so will you lets hope! Today's inspiration is "Waiting." You know the person you want to be; even if you don't know exactly what you want to do- we must take a breathe and wait. And because today is all about tacky bliss-- I think a Visa ad- featuring Diane Von Fustenberg will suffice for today's inspiration.--- listen and watch and you will understand how this blends with my theme for today's inspiration. Check it:
http://inside.dvf.com/americanexpress/home.php

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Funny of the Day...

This my friends is pure movie magic- a real laugh- a real good time-- brings a smile to me on this day of death! yes I'm speaking of MJ, FF and Shaq! (well Shaq was traded from the Sun's) -- it is a death in its own way...
oh so late today at my blog-- do forgive- do forgive--- onto today's inspiration! Thursday my personal favorite day of the week has come! The day we all pretend is Friday and end up drinking a Saturday's serving of booze and in return end up spending most of Friday in a Sunday attitude until Friday evening hits and you feel like its Saturday night. Time travel solved- alcohol is the culprit.
Today I ask perhaps as a cliche, what is love? I was discussing this topic recently with a new friend and as I was describing my close calls with love I observed that the emotions I was describing pertain more to anxiety, stress, and insecurity. "I couldn't breathe" my friend would say. "All i could think about was him" I'd say.
Thankfully I haven't been close to falling head over heals many times. However, what is this idea that love makes people fall head over heals? Love sick, love crazy-- all this jazz and hype? Is Love existing in bed as a paradox with insanity? It must be. For today I want to acknowledge my idea of love. Love is passion, love to me is truly believing in the cause for which your partner lives for. Love is music and art- and a relationship with oneself. Excuse me if i don't want to fall head over heals in love, I have a future to plan- and I would like to partake in it. I don't want to fall head over heals- and i don't want to be sick-- as for I already feel that way this morning hence my late posting. People (including myself) can become so overwhelmed with the idea of falling in love and looking for that true love that we forget all the love we already know. --- -so today I am giving a shout out to music--- a true love of mine--- I'm in love with Adele's song "Hometown Glory" --- this song could only be the outcome of the relationship an artist holds with his or her world. Okay-- I have just about made myself queezy with this love Jive. Check the song out below thugs:

Wednesday, June 24, 2009







Sex Appeal of the Day... yes Emma Watson is -- The new face of Burberry--- eat it up baby-- eat it up. Girl has class-- I dig.






Art Inspiration of the Day...
Tina Barney's Social Study--- Outrageous and Fresh indeed.



Inspiration of the Day...
Happy Hump day! Wednesday (disregarding it's confusing spelling because everyone really pronounces Win-ss-day_) is always a very comforting day to embark upon. Today is the peak of our work week- and tomorrows tasks will only be lessened because of the pain and agony we experience on Wednesday! Which brings me to the inspiration-- or rather theme of today--- which is Ambition baby... Ambition, and I am talking Kanye West status ambition here-- so this is serious! Wednesday is the perfect day to finish a daunting project, or to set knew goals. A cognitive therapist once told me life is a chain- in which it length and strength is determined by an individuals ability to complete and connect one link (aka goal) at a time. So as far as your goals- and ambition- it is practical and most effective to set goals in which can be completed upon in a feasible time frame. Rather than say- I am going to become a media icon today-- perhaps it is of better reasoning to say, this week i am going to file my business license so i can start on my way to becoming the new Oprah.
And no one knows ambition quite like the demon and mother goddess of the fashion world... Anna Wintour. Yes she was born into a publishing empire-- and yes she dropped out of high school, and yes she is British so her humor is awful, but all aside this women has set up for herself an empire in which was certainly was not created over night. My boss Janis Leonard always says... It is not how important you are, rather it how important you think you are that counts!--- Anna Wintour among other successful people certainly did not look for the acceptance and advice of their peers to become who they are. Of course everyone should listen and absorb knowledge- however at the end of the day--- you yourself have to believe your opinion upon the work you do is supreme to all others. Take it from here Barbra Walters--- Enjoy lovers:

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Joke of the Day...

Joke of the Day... it's is funny when all the negative things you say about others comes back to bite you in the butt---
http://perezhilton.com/tv/index.php?ptvid=0cd5e5f27f759

Scary of the Day...

MASTRKFT brings us Monster Hospital by Metric-- this is old news-- but whose keeping track of time? I mean really... it is impossible to have accurate time because time is a variable of speed- and no one can calculate the true speed at which every individual perceives reality beyond a constant correlating with the speed of light. I'm just saying lol.... Watch it.

Deal of the Day...
The 30 40 50 % sale going on at Oaknyc.com
Considering this store sells t-shits for 200 dollars this sale is big news--- get some hot nyc style for less this month--- you too can look like you stepped out of a Karl Lagerfeld nightmare!
Quote of the Day...
"Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men." the film- I'm no Angel
This quote really does take it home my friends-- so all my Scottsdale Chikitas and Gay boys who are spending their energy on those pathetic bros from N. Scottsdale that think Pro-Bono means a solo song by Bono from U2--- well let's just say you should re-think the life of yo man-- xoxo
Art Inspiration of the Day... Carla Bruni (first lady of France) brings us a beautiful song... about loving again-- and something along the lines of -- "I heard someone say you loved me again" I should know more of the lyrics considering I am moving to France-- but as of now I am only fluent in Fake French --- yet I have mastered the body language of the French-- to be displeased with all you see-- as if you are thinking "how absurd" then you pucker your lips (mk olsen style) and voila! Anyways this song is beautiful and inspires me to become the first lady of France! Today we are all the first ladies of France-- I declared this- indeed we are my friends- indeed we are-- so pull up those Italian boots and put on your best sad / slightly intuitive/slightly confidant/slightly arrogant/slightly emaciated face...
Sex appeal of the day... comes from nun other than Woody Allen's, Vicky Christina Barcelona--- this is the kiss between Scar Jo and Pelel Cruz--- thank god for this little tid bit of sex appeal today-- I was going to post the Jerry Maguire sex scene- you know the one with all the nipples, firecrotch and panting dog-- however youtube hates a little bit of fun- and wanted me to be 18 to view it. And well today i'm mentally like 12 so I just gave up posting that shit! much love thugs enjoy.... oh and do check out the inspiration of the day-- little Brendon Foster is a hero!!!!!!!!! like Spider Man without powers and a fit bod.

Happy Tuesday Ya'lls-
Tuesday Tuesday- what is there even to say about Tuesday, not much. If you don't have anything nice to say- say nothing at all. And that my friends is advice I have taken to heart with our dear Tuesday.
So last night- actually not last night- about a week ago I had the pleasure of catching Jerry Maguire on the tube. And let me just say- despite Tom Cruise and all of his homosexual demonizing Scientologist ways; the man can act when he puts his mind to it. He has so much energy, like a little toy dog shaking with excitement for a little treat. What resonated with me the most from the film was the periodical quotes given by Jerry's mentour throughout the movie- you might not remember this however trust me they are there. Anyways the quote i enjoyed most is as follows:
If you don't love everyone- You can't sell anyone!"
This quote goes along with- If you don't have anything nice to say- don't say anything at all. So today if you encounter some sort of feud with say a Starbucks barista for adding the wrong sugar or health boost or whatever- remember that that barista might end up being your boss one day-- and just let it slide mofo's let it slide because after all it is a very small world. Burning bridges can only make your world less accessible. And on that note here is our inspiration of Tuesday. A kid from the Make a Wish foundation-- who even on his death bed found it in his heart to give- rather than ask for Madonna to show up at his bedside with flowers (for we all know that is what i would ask for ha). This boy is a free dove in heaven now- but has managed to inspire a rather ordinary Tuesday----- be a giver today--- put that change from your smokes in the plastic box at circle k for kids with cancer! Tuesday is officially all about love giving- says I!

Monday, June 22, 2009

Where economics and fashion meet--- Bill (of nytimes) analyzes the cardigan- and what it really means for the socioeconomic climate of the times. This ones for you Reyes! You definatley understand the economic influence of fashion...
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2009/06/19/fashion/20090621-street-feature/index.html



Quote of the day...

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
-- Will Rogers
(think about how important Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impersonation was for the 2008 election.) think about it- put in your back pocket for next time you have someone on the ground snotting themselves laughing... powerful indeeed my amigos.
Art inspiration of the day...
Chopin's prelude #24 in d minor. Magic Fingers indeed!
Sex Appeal of the day-- Agent Provocateurs Valentines promotion of last season... check it out-- highlights: the chick's accent. Seriously this is some stunning footage- check it out!
Good Morning Lovers-

Today is Monday every ones least favorite day of the week-- so my enthusiasm is understood to be taken with a grain of salt... ITS MONDAY!!!!! oh gosh- hope you beautiful people had a good weekend and that you were productive is some sort of way. Whether that be getting that well needed beauty rest or finishing folding the laundry that has been sitting in the dryer for days upon days. Anyways lets not talk about laundry-- its depressing oh so depressing! fold after fold -oh how redundant and arduous. Anywhooodles today's inspiration comes from nun other than that cracky Brit Lilly Allen- the song, "fuck you"--- Youtubers have created a little homage to the song and have compiled a series of clips is which they flip off the camera and act overtly homo to inspire equal rights or something. What is inspiring about this vid however isn't really the song- rather Lilly Allen's approval of allowing her fans to interact with the music-- very hands on- like a child's science museum- or a handjob. either or. ha. ha. forgive me for being crude. Anyways death to overpriced and over produced music video idea- and hello to the future of music! We are in control--- so today's inspiration is all about control to the little guy- you and me- not those douche bagles up in the offices with no concept of cool or humanity. the end.

Friday, June 19, 2009


Quote of the Day:

"Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing."- Sylvia Plath


Sex Appeal of the Day... Jake--speaks for itself ya feeeel?
Oh yes and if you haven't watched "mommy time" yet-- you have't really lived so scroll down and watch it-
favorite quote "I can't fuck a man after I've seen him cry..."
so gooood.
Jake looks like he needs a hug-- i will balance his homo appeal with a more straight sex appeal of the day tomorrow- I am thinking Kate Moss naked, fighting with Nicole Richie for a rolled up Twenty dolla bill... if you can find this image- do send my friend- do send!


Delicious Deal of the Day... olive and ivy's (Scottsdale) Mediterranean salad! Reasons to get all excited about this little dish: A) tangy and tasty B) the price has dropped to a cool 7.50 hells yes and C) I love feta!


Art Stimulation of the Day.... by David Lachapelle
Today's Inspiration... Lil Wayne brings us "brown paper bag money" i don't care if you don't like rap music- this song is awesome- i dedicate it to all my Scottsdale chikitas and hommies who are making that bad man money- that IRS don't tax this money. Today (Friday) lets be inspired by those who say fuck the MAN and keep their money to themselves. Appreciate your drug dealer today-- appreciate all the great music that has been inspired by the hustler hustler. k? Think about things you have done wrong in the past- and get inspired by the fact you haven't always been a pussy boy scout. Do something illegal today- get that bad blood pump'n my friends... its Friday.

Good Morning ladies and gents--- today is Friday,
congrats you made it through the week alive,
and the economy is getting better (I heard this from a homeless man outside blockbuster, actually it was one of those red box movie dispensers- same thing.)so ya hang in there you will be able to afford those 6 dollar Jamba Juice Mango gogos very soon my friends! In addition many other great things happened
this week... lets see- Mariah Carey has a new album, and a
new team of airbrush specialists for her album cover. I hope I never
have to hear that shit... lets see what else happened hmmm.
Obama still refuses to dismantle the Marriage Defense Act--
fucker, but you got to love him. Yesterday if you haven't seen
the video Obama got all Zen Karate on America and killed a fly
with his hand. But my favorite part of the interview is that afterwards
he took a tissue and picked the dead fly off the ground himself. He didn't
wait for one of his million assistants to do it for him-- the man has sexy manners
what can I say. So for now I forgive him for not allowing me and my fellow fags our
equal rights to participate in all the glory of marriage------- divorce, passive arguments, and marriage spa treatments-- ya all that stuff ha. Check out the ObamBam
vid below studs:

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Mommy Time

This is Hilarious--- I want to see the Feature Film!
Hanny's Restaurant and Bar: Downtown Phoenix--- check out this Bathroom! Designer Janis Leonard Design Associates



Hanny's Restaurant and Bar: Downtown Phoenix--- check out this Bathroom! Designer Janis Leonard Design Associates

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Dante Network and Conceptions...
In a world full of mediocrity and redundancy- my blog serves as
a publishing outlet for ideas and people (including projects of my own)that i believe are inspiring & far from mediocre.
I look around every day and see so much potential and beauty... everything
is so exciting! I can't stand the mundane and uninspired concepts of
the majority. From architecture, fashion ,media, technology, business and charity--
I am on the search for people who are passionate in what they are doing.
So I am looking forward to this blog-- I have created it to better publicize
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